This ordinary-looking bar of chocolate is really a German hand grenade.
It's made of steel with a thin covering of real chocolate. When the piece of chocolate at the end is broken, a strip of canvas is pulled out. After seven seconds the bomb explodes.
Now why didn't Cadbury's think of that?
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Beat “Le Crunch” with our Lunch & Dinner Menu
we promise not to give you exploding "bums"
~ served in our Saloon Bar ~

2 Courses £10 ~ 3 Courses £12.50
plus 12.5% Service Charge
( equivalent to £11.25 & £14.06 )

See also our Lunch and Dinner Menus and our Bar Menu

~ Starters ~

Mushrooms in garlic and tarragon butter
The Soup of the Moment
A Bowl of Crudités with a home made dip
Homemade Chicken Liver and Brandy Pâté
Vegetable Stir Fry

~ Main Dishes ~

Grilled Goats' Cheese on a Baked Field Mushroom
with onion marmalade
A Vegetarian Pasta Dish
Moules Marinière with crusty bread
Shredded Duck and Plum Sauce Wrap
Chicken Caesar Wrap with Proper Anchovies

~ Desserts ~

A Duo of Britain's Finest Cheeses
Willetts Farm Ice Cream
Chocolate Fudge Cake with Clotted Cream
Sticky Brownies
Apple Crumble with Ice Cream

Dishes will vary from day to day
~ This menu will usually be available ~
Lunch ~ 12noon to 2pm Tuesday – Wednesday – Thursday – Friday – Saturday
Dinner ~ 7pm to 9.30pm Tuesday – Wednesday – Thursday – Friday

Please ‘phone ahead to reserve your table ~ 01892 870247

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